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Dr. Seuss
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PostSubject: What i really mean is...   Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:45 pm

These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded...though they wouldn't have been reprimanded by me.

1 Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your son is depriving a village some where of an 'idiot'.
5.Your son sets low personal standards, and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child, beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning, but the hamster is definitely dead.

Let's hear some others...
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THEANGRYAX
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PostSubject: Re: What i really mean is...   Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:47 pm

13. Your son Randymarsh wears tall boots so the little sheep cant run away
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PostSubject: Re: What i really mean is...   Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:11 am

cant be true.....I guess it can it was in New York
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PostSubject: Re: What i really mean is...   Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:11 am

wow
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pegleg
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PostSubject: Re: What i really mean is...   Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:23 pm

i know most of those kids! Rolling Eyes
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Dr. Seuss
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PostSubject: Re: What i really mean is...   Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:55 pm

I may not have said all of these but i think about them every single day...then i ask myself "self, it it were'nt for coaching, where would i be right now?" Cuz i know i would'nt be in the classroom.
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du52
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PostSubject: Re: What i really mean is...   Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:08 pm

We can only enter auto comments on ours, I wish I had more creative leeway
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PostSubject: Re: What i really mean is...   Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:10 pm

14. your son Angry spends entirely too much time alone on his one handed keyboard.
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Dr. Seuss
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PostSubject: Re: What i really mean is...   Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:55 pm

15. I would've put some creative criticism on his report card but i'm afraid you wouldn't be able to read it or you just wouldn't give a hoot just like your son.
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