Joke for wittle

Student just told me this joke: Why was helen keller such an awful driver? She was a woman..........He also told me a joke about dead babies and it was just rotten. I think he will run for president someday.

I think you must be an AGGIE! That is the only logical explanation I have for you. You just ain't right in the head.

Here is a much better joke:
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.

The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."

The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."

Not an Aggie.

much better joke in whose eyes? that sucked

awesome post

funny stuff

sweet white box, take you a while to find that one?

you said box

Did somebody say sweet white box?

Sweet white box that has the smell of

I thought I smelled a rotting fish smell, it is all coming together now

Hah, I said "coming"

Hey Howard:

ha ha... I'm Old Greg!

here ya go wittle, hope this helps

She may need a few more bottles to reverse the damage

You know what I'm talking about

Well that looks like a tight fit!

how about his

only if they are extra strength

and also

My husband think ya'll are really funny! (Well, maybe those weren't his exact words but thats pretty much what he meant I'm sure)

Is your husband also super intelligent?

I've been highjacked!