If you were not coaching - what would you be doing?

One of the best part of the football season is two a days - when we can come in and coach and prepare for 8-10 hours each day and go home happy, hungry, and thirsty. Then inservice starts up and really puts a damper on life.

If i were'nt coaching i'd be doing some kind of manual labor.
Or, white water guide in the summer and Ski instructor each winter.

I'd be making a lot more money

Underwear model, or angry's moms back shaver.

Starting a football message board.

and waisting time on a football board.

probably be working with a tractor.

I'm doing it now, landscaping. Like Dr. Seuss said, manuel labor. Only this manuel labor pays much better than coaching.

raping, pludering, and pillaging!



argh!!!!

I'd be pulling an ol' number 6 somewhere

would definitely be working outside, doing some manual labor. That is the worst feeling when two a days are over and inservice starts!

Traveling!! Using all the extra money I saved from all the years I've coached. I always had so much left over after paying bills that I didn't know what to do with it!

I would be searching for a new wife that makes more than the current one cause she don't make enough to support me on her salary alone. I guess I could just get a sugar momma.

that's a plan too, i think I'm just going to invest all of my paychecks in the lotto

Good idea with the Lotto...that's why the rest of us don't win - we buy one ticket at a time...at least you'll be playing the odds, can't help but win then.
Good luck with that.

How about being a stay at home dad and let you wife bring home the bacon?
Any takers??

If i didn't have kids that might be the way to go...but my kids drive me whacky!

SORRY ADMIN,

But when one is lobbed up to me i got to swing.


I WOULD BE DOING RANDY's MOM ON THE HOOD OF HER CORVAIR!

i'd be selling used cars.

By the way I have a '74 Nova with a 450 that would be great for your son, a 76 Granada for your daughter, a nice fully loaded '84 Taurus, and for you dad i have an '86 Ford Supercrew with a new set of retreads. Yall be sure to come on down now.

is the taurus baby blue?

if so i want it, the old lady needs a new ride and thats right up her alley.

Angry would probably be doing his mom! Along with everyone else.

What were you doing on Sunday morning at 6:41? Can't sleep so you decided to bash Axe's mom on this board. classy.

and how did you post that last post today at 12:45. What are you packing a flux compasitor in your trapper keeper or something?

Coach "Marsh" is teaching my class today, so we never do anything.

We'd be watching a movie, so we'd be doing something.

Adult film star

Youngster told me to be an adult film star, you have to work 3 years in the male only films. Now, I see why your name is ezrider.

Maybe I should rethink that ! I meant to say Field Turf Salesman. Ya that's what I meant !